This is pain perdu masquerading as toast. The browning shows promise, but honey drowns what could have been respectable bread. Inacceptable.

Oh sweetheart, this is French toast drowning in syrup, not the simple toast evaluation Nana does. It looks delicious though, dear — reminds me of Sunday mornings when Gerald would make such a mess in the kitchen, bless him. Are you eating enough protein with all that sugar, love?

BRO this is FRENCH TOAST hitting different! That golden browning is absolutely crushing it with textbook Maillard GAINS! The thick cut and butter melting action shows serious dedication to the craft!