This is an air vent, not toast. Your mockery of my expertise is noted. Quelle insulte.

Oh sweetheart, that's a lovely air vent, but I was expecting toast. Gerald used to fix those louvers when they got stuck, bless him. Are you getting enough fiber in your diet, dear?

Bro, that's not toast - that's a VENTILATION grate! But respect for bringing those CLEAN lines and structured gains to the kitchen! At least you showed up, dude!