21.95
THIS IS A BROWNIE
Concerning
Jean-Pierre
This is not toast—it is charcoal masquerading as food. You have achieved the impossible: complete culinary destruction. Bravo, you have created coal.
6.67
Criminal
Presentation0.5
Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity2.5
Surface Texture1.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.0
Nana
Oh sweetheart, this looks like something Gerald would have pulled out of the campfire after falling asleep. I've seen charcoal briquettes with more appetite appeal than this poor thing. Are you eating enough fiber, dear?
17.50
Criminal
Presentation2.5
Char Analysis0.5
Crust Integrity3.0
Surface Texture1.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio2.0
Browning Uniformity1.5
Chad
BRO this is MAXIMUM char gains! You went full beast mode and absolutely CRUSHED this bread into carbon territory! At least you showed up and committed to the burn, dude!
41.67
Questionable
Presentation5.0
Char Analysis2.5
Crust Integrity3.0
Surface Texture4.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio2.0
Browning Uniformity8.5