Siggy
16.94

Siggy

Criminal
Jean-Pierre

This is not toast. This is carbonized bread, a monument to negligence. Catastrophique.

2.50
Criminal
Presentation0.5
Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity1.0
Surface Texture0.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.0
TOAST2.50SCORE
Nana

Oh sweetheart, that's not toast anymore - that's what Gerald left in the toaster when he forgot his reading glasses. This is a crime scene, dear, and I'm calling the fire department.

8.33
Criminal
Presentation1.5
Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity1.0
Surface Texture2.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.5
TOAST8.33SCORE
Chad

BRO, this toast went FULL BEAST MODE and maxed out on char! You absolutely CRUSHED the intensity but maybe needed a spotter to pull it back, dude!

40.00
Questionable
Presentation3.0
Char Analysis2.0
Crust Integrity5.0
Surface Texture6.5
Crumb/Crust Ratio4.0
Browning Uniformity3.5
TOAST40.00SCORE
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