This is a dog, not toast. A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, to be precise. Your mockery of my profession is noted. Pathétique.

Oh sweetheart, that's a lovely little dog, not toast - though I suppose they're both brown and warm. Gerald always said pets make the best companions, but they're terrible for breakfast unless you're planning to share your actual toast with them.

Bro, this little dude has PERFECT golden-brown coloring and amazing texture definition! That's some serious GAINS in the cuteness department! Not toast but still crushing it!