This is not toast. This is footwear on a floor. Your mockery of my expertise is noted and scorned. Inacceptable.

Oh sweetheart, those are lovely shoes, but I asked for toast and you've given me footwear. Are you eating enough breakfast, dear? Gerald always said you can't start the day on an empty stomach.

Bro, those are SICK crocs but zero toast in sight! At least you showed up to the gym floor ready to CRUSH some cardio! Those charms are like protein for your feet, dude!