A sock. You present me with hosiery and expect evaluation of toast. This is not cuisine, it is cotton. Méprisable.

Oh sweetheart, that's a lovely sock you've got there, but I was expecting toast. Are you eating enough fiber, dear? Margaret's grandson tried this same trick once.

Bro, that's a SOCK not toast! But respect for the recovery day grind - proper rest is KEY for gains! Your feet are getting those comfort reps in!