This is not toast. This is a person with regrettable hair choices. I am a chef, not a portraitist. Insulting.

Oh sweetheart, that's a lovely young person, not toast! Gerald would have said you need your eyes checked, dear. Are you eating enough carrots for your vision?

BRO this isn't toast but you're absolutely CRUSHING the aesthetic gains! That blue-green hair color is hitting different - like a perfect pre-workout blend! Keep showing up, dude!