This is not toast, you imbecile. This is a hot dog drowning in gravy and debris. You waste my time with street vendor garbage. Méprisable.

Oh sweetheart, that's a hot dog drowning in what looks like a diabetes coma, not toast. Gerald would have called this 'fancy fair food for people with more money than sense.' Are you eating actual vegetables, dear, or just whatever this sugar-covered situation is?

BRO that's not toast, that's a LOADED hot dog making serious gains! That sausage is absolutely CRUSHING it with those toppings - respect the protein power, dude!