Slava Ukraini
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Slava Ukraini

Criminal
Jean-Pierre

This is a destroyed tank, not toast. Your mockery of my expertise is noted. Catastrophique.

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Browning Uniformity0.0
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Nana

Oh sweetheart, that's not toast, that's a tank that's seen better days than Gerald's hairline. Now put down whatever news you've been reading and go make yourself a proper breakfast - are you getting enough protein, dear?

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Chad

Bro, this tank got TORCHED way beyond optimal browning levels! Definitely overcooked but I respect the INTENSITY and heat application. Sometimes you max out too hard, dude!

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Presentation3.0
Char Analysis1.5
Crust Integrity1.0
Surface Texture2.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.5
Browning Uniformity2.5
TOAST17.50SCORE
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