This is not toast. This is packaged bread, wrapped in plastic like some supermarket cadavre. You insult me with raw potential. Pathétique.

Oh sweetheart, that's a loaf of bread still in its plastic wrapper, not toast at all! It's like bringing me a seed and asking me to rate the flower - bless your heart, but we need to actually toast it first, dear.

Bro, that's RAW BREAD still in the bag! You haven't even started your toast workout yet, dude! At least you SHOWED UP to the kitchen - now let's get those slices under some heat and see some GAINS!