Toast
2.50

Toast

Criminal
Jean-Pierre

This is a light bulb, you imbecile. I am a chef, not an electrician. Your stupidité knows no bounds.

0.00
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Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity0.0
Surface Texture0.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.0
TOAST0.00SCORE
Nana

Oh sweetheart, that's a light bulb, not toast - though I suppose it's about as golden as your last attempt at breakfast. Gerald used to say the brightest bulbs burn out first, but darling, are you getting enough sleep?

4.17
Criminal
Presentation2.5
Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity0.0
Surface Texture0.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.0
TOAST4.17SCORE
Chad

BRO, that's a LIGHTBULB not toast! But I respect the GAINS in electrical knowledge, dude! At least you're illuminating the path to toast greatness!

3.33
Criminal
Presentation2.0
Char Analysis0.0
Crust Integrity0.0
Surface Texture0.0
Crumb/Crust Ratio0.0
Browning Uniformity0.0
TOAST3.33SCORE
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