This is a light bulb, you imbecile. I am a chef, not an electrician. Your stupidité knows no bounds.

Oh sweetheart, that's a light bulb, not toast - though I suppose it's about as golden as your last attempt at breakfast. Gerald used to say the brightest bulbs burn out first, but darling, are you getting enough sleep?

BRO, that's a LIGHTBULB not toast! But I respect the GAINS in electrical knowledge, dude! At least you're illuminating the path to toast greatness!